A Condom and a Gallon of Water

Condoms come in all different shapes and sizes. There are small condoms and extra large condoms. There are ribbed condoms and condoms that help delay climax. There are condoms for “her pleasure” and condoms made for females. Condoms come in all different colors and some even have flavors. It doesn’t matter who you are, there is a condom out there for you. There is one excuse that I get from other students as to why they don’t use condoms which drives me nuts, and that is when they say that the guy they are with says that condoms don’t fit.

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Do You Crave “New Moon” Vampires?

Posted November 17, 2009 - 4:00am by Joseph Gonzales

Apparently, everyone and their moms do. Literally.

While moms across the country have been secretly obsessing over Twilight’s leading man, Robert Pattinson, many feel ashamed for getting caught up in the teen frenzy at their age. However, several adult created fan sites have been created (e.g., Twilight Moms) which has helped thousands of self proclaimed “cougars” come out from their “Twilight” closet. Some of them jokingly refer to themselves as 'cougars' because it's used as a humorous way of saying they realize they’re old enough to be Robert Pattinson's mother, yet, they still find him attractive.
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So watch out young girls, you have a lot of competition!

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