Happy 2011 – Inside and Out! So admit it, we all have two separate sets of New Years Resolutions. One is stuff like: “Oh, I’m going to start running regularly and stick to vegetarianism… really. I’m definitely going to spend less money shopping and FINALLY learn how to play my guitar.” These are great – really worthy efforts. But inside we have a SECRET set of resolutions – ones that we don’t admit to anyone because they go something like this: “OMG I can’t believe it happened again! NO MORE UNPROTECTED SEX! And definitely NO more drinking+unprotected sex. SO don’t want to have to freak out again after one of those nights.” and… “Taylor Swift/Taylor Lautner ISN’T human! And I’m NEVER going to be that skeletal! I promise to stop pretending to love the fact that I have curves and really, actually LOVE the fact that I have curves!” and maybe one of these: “I swear – if she/he calls again, I’m not going back. I just can’t put myself through another freakin’ breakup with her/him one more time! It was NEVER a good relationship!” So lets raise a (non-alcoholic) glass to cheer both sets – the ones that you tell your friends and school buddies, and the ones that, if they are even written down in your journal or on your computer somewhere, are probably written in code and invisible ink. Go you! You can do it! Any and all of ‘em! Happy New Years!